inseminar

Having a gang bang with the audience

Muffy: “I thought I was being paid for simple 3 on 1 gang bang”
Derek: No, sweetheart- Sez here you agreed to do the whole audience. This is an inseminar.

Double-leafing

when going through a revolving door and someone doubles up too close behind you in the same compartment

Rick: That weird looking guy on the 5th floor was double-leafing me this morning coming to work.

Alan: I saw him coming back from lunch and I stayed outside

Vegebate

Masturbating with a vegetable

Doris didn't go out with the girls last night. She stays at home with a cucumber to vegebate.

Psychasm

Ridicule using sarcasm to psychologically hurt them.

Psychasm - "oh, your ass is not fat at aaaall!!"

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idea trolling

A person who actively seeks design ideas under the premise of giving out a job, only to use that creative persons idea as their own and seek developed ideas to further their own goals. Usually done for home improvements, digital and creative media by scumbags, housewives and other cunts.

"Here is an idea that I have, see if you can come up with a solution and I'll you'll be in a better position to get the job"- Idea trolling