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Moustache Sally

A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.

Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!

by the Momur December 15, 2012

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


JurassicMastiff

Any breed doggo or mix of breeds doggo who will reach an enormous size and weight in adulthood. Please see Tibetan Mastiff, Armenian Gampr, Newfoundland, Great Dane and any hybrid of the above.

"That looks like a JurassicMastiff! Now that's a D O G I can wrap my arms around."
My JurassicMastiff is a great watch dog and a big teddy bear for her family.
"That JurassicMastiff wants to play with my little Westie Mix but he's too defensive!"

by the Momur June 19, 2021


Mustaphasize

A work of popular music, theater or art created, rendered or presented through international, particularly third world, Serbian, Croatian, Hungarian, Romanian, Armenian, Turkish, Iranian, Syrian, Lithuanian, Indian, Middle Eastern and/or Eastern European sensibility. Listen to the music of 3Mustaphas3.

"I dig Slavster. Miroslav Tadić rocks a Mustaphasized electric guitar".

Rostom Sipan "Ross" Bagdasarian used the nom de plume David Seville, thus avoiding the Mustaphication of his work with the Chipmunks.

by the Momur June 26, 2012

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Let the roast burn!

To throw caution to the wind. IDGAF for respectable and/or moms of the boomer era and beyond. A flashback to the days of the mother as the homemaker and sole keeper of the kitchen. Not necessarily dangerous and not always a mom, an act just a bit out of character for any cautious person.

Joan asked Doris if she was sure she could drive after having those fortified cocktails, to which she responded, "meh, let the roast burn!"

"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"

by the Momur November 15, 2019


Go All Nixon

To be in a constant state of readiness to stealth record audio, video or film anything for the purpose of self defense. We don't distinguish between paranoia and genuine threat.

Amelia Went All Nixon with her Galaxy last time she witnessed the bullying at school.
Good thing bystanders Went All Nixon at the Baltimore riots.
Your best defense against police brutality is a friend who's ready to Go All Nixon for you with their cell.
Ever since my Store Team Leader put me on suspension for having too many insulin reactions I've Gone All Nixon withe this iPhone.

by the Momur April 30, 2015


Browface

An actor who isn't of Armenian descent playing the part of an Armenian character in real life.

A sister concept of yellow face.

Many of the featured actors in The Promise were working in browface. It's like The Good Earth of Armenian genocide movies.

by the Momur September 21, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Minniepause

An unnatural female trouble, affecting those around forty years of age and older, who, with or without progeny, live and die by The Mouse. This manifests itself in blatant and subtle symptoms, including holding the annual Disney Pass in perpetuity, wearing Disney character costumes and make-up to Disney resorts year round, knowing the names, addresses, zodiac signs and cell phone numbers of all of the Fairies (childless ones only) and their respective talents, dressing as characters from Winnie the Pooh for Halloween regardless of age, overextending the Disney Visa Card just because you like how it looks and working at The Disney Store for the discounts instead of the paycheck.

"You know, I love Disneyland as much as the next person but Monica, with that fat ass in that Tigger costume you're well into Minniepause."
"I've obsessed over finding black market Enchanted Tiki Room fabric so much I think that Minniepause has finally started!"

by the Momur January 9, 2013