honky-G

A white boy or man, usually with blonde hair and blue eyes, who dresses in traditional gangsta garb popularised by rap videos. Often seen strutting around with an exagerated gangster swagger, with one pant leg rolled up, and a hat to the side. Often seen in high-schools. Sometimes sport really bad tattoos.

See also wannabe, wigger.

Melvin used to be cool, but now he's a honky-G, calling his girlfriend his "bitch", selling Soma and walking all ridiculous, like he was in a Trick Daddy video.

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J.K Rowling

i like cheese

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ebbutt

ebuto, the burger man

weird as fuck.no, really,really weird

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Salman Rushdie

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.

Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.

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vagina

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch."

It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

Jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her vagina again.

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Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

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jacked

Intoxicated, under the influence of drugs or alchohol.

I was at a party at Jimmy's house, and I was wicked jacked.

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