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Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
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"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
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One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.
Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!
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A kind of marijuana, usually from Jamaica, with red hairs on the leaves. Overrated according to some, usually brought back to this country inside hollowed-out candles by tourists, under the impression that it is of exceptionally high quality, by virtue of it's being from Jamaica.
Most kids at this high school talk a lot about weed, while knowing shit about it. They could get a hold of some 6-week-old Jamaican red and think they were smoking some kind herb.
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To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.
Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.
Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.
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Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.
Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!
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A euphamism for masturbation.
Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.
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Making use of unneccesary things to provide a solution. A very long iterative impractical programming coding style.
I've never seen a method in a class that has 1200+ lines of code. Geez! This is a pollicode!
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