the more you miss the meaner you get
sex is a mistermeaner cause the more you miss the meaner you get
12π 22π
squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone
me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!
3π 8π
a mexican baptsim
Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism
Jonny no im not in to bean dip
Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer
237π 192π
we went out HOG"N last night and wound up pillow fluffing all night long ,Fat chicks are soft
6π 6π
sex on the lake using an inter tube : a couple in the middle of an inter tube faceing each other leaning back aginst the tube with there arms around the back of the tube the chick pulls the croch of her bekini to the side so the dude can penatrate her also known as a float'n'fuck!
we were have'n tube sex on the lake and when we got back to shore another couple ask if they could barrow the tube and 5 minutes later the lake was full of floating fuckers, it was like a orgy on the lake and that day the fish eat good
18π 6π
when one is so addicted to marajuna so bad that when they dont have any and there is none to be found , that one sits and rocks back and forth with there arms folded crying ( I need some weed )
Randy: man whats wrong with your sister rockin back and forth crying
Jerry: shes out of weed and she's billin it she cant get any until tomorrow
Randy : oOh man I hope I never get like that you want to smoke some
Jerry : yeah but dont tell my sister
Randy : realy I only have enough for us
6π 9π
when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration
we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin