mad doggin it off the couch

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

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Pillow fluffing

fucking a fat chick,

we went out HOG"N last night and wound up pillow fluffing all night long ,Fat chicks are soft

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bean dip

a mexican baptsim

Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism

Jonny no im not in to bean dip

Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer

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mista-meaner

meaning sexual fustration, not getting enough sex, (bule balls) hard up, is a mista -meaner: do to the more SEX you miss the meaner you get

LinZ:dam women Ive got blue balls

women: well you aint gettin any until your treat me better
LinZ: dont you now sex is a mistermeaner,I can't change until you give me some
woman: what do you mean ? MISTA-MEANER
LinZ: dont't you know the more SEX you MISS the MEANER you get

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tube fuckin

when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration

we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin

billin it

when one is so addicted to marajuna so bad that when they dont have any and there is none to be found , that one sits and rocks back and forth with there arms folded crying ( I need some weed )

Randy: man whats wrong with your sister rockin back and forth crying

Jerry: shes out of weed and she's billin it she cant get any until tomorrow

Randy : oOh man I hope I never get like that you want to smoke some

Jerry : yeah but dont tell my sister
Randy : realy I only have enough for us

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mistermeaner

the more you miss the meaner you get

sex is a mistermeaner cause the more you miss the meaner you get

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