ugly bulldozer

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.

Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.

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breakFEAST

A codename or soubriquet for fantastic morning sex; a meal, early in the day, at Sonic

Related
breakfast: a codename for morning sex

Lets go have breakFEAST in bed.

I'll two Breakfast Bistros with Sausage, Egg & Cheese and a Breakfast Burrito with Ham...I want to have a breakFEAST!

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douchekak

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

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flews

past tense of fly, refering to many people, in the african american community.

We flews up to virginia beach last weekend.

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BAMFitude

n.
the measure of greatness of rank or position, size or extent, and/or significance or influence in the state of being a Bad Ass MotherFucker

On a scale of 1 to 10, Samuel L. Jackson is an 11 in BAMFitude.

Cracka Tim was inadequate in the realm of BAMFitude.

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banp

Internet acronym for "bitch ass nigga, please..."

"Banp, quit tryin me, dog"

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scuwee

what you say when u see a girl in the hall way; to hollah; used in Nelly songs including "Thicky Thick Girl"

Usually pronounced with an prolonged e sound on the end.

Also spelled skuwee, skoowee, scoowee, scuwy, scuwey, scoowy, scoowey, skuwy, skoowy, skuwey, skoowey, sckuwee, sckoowee, sckoowy, sckoowey, sckuwy, sckuwey

If an attractive girl/chonga/Thicky Thick girl/Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe walks by, you must yell Scuweeeeeeeee!!!

Damn that girl is fine...scuweeeeeee!!!

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