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A garden in which grows sausages
"I saw this guy who owns a sausage garden"
"Awesome"
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When your dancing at a club and a woman asks you to dance, you straight pull your pants off and poop into her mouth and on her feet making her slide around and then you prooceed to call her a "poops mcgee"
"Dude I was out with my boys and I gave a girl a poops mcgee" says Jim
Tom then says "Nice bro"
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It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime
"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson
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When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.
"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael
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A dinosaur of a status of rolling on the floor laughing
"Oh my god that is so funny! Roflsaurus rex!
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To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.
"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."
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