Juice Cleanse

A juice cleanse is when you cut an orange in half and squeeze the juice of it over an erect penis. A woman then gives a blow job and slops up all the OJ. You get the benefit of the blowjob while she gets the immunity boost of the Vitamin C. A true win-win.

Jessica: "Hey do you have any orange juice in the fridge?"

Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"

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falling rocks

The point in a young man's life when he hits puberty and his balls drop.

"Bro, how old are you?"

"I'm 13, why?"

"Have you experienced the falling rocks yet?"

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