Spart

A cross between spicy and fart.
The awkward moment when you let one slip, but it burns you internally - due to an intense spicy sensation

*Pfrtttttrrttt*
Lisa *aggressively sprays cold water into her batty to numb the pain*
Ethan: WHATS THAT SMELL?!
Lisa: I just sparted :/

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“Say pumpkin”

i swear down!

“Say pumpkin” is another phrase replacement for “Swear down?” or “mums?” You cannot lie whilst saying pumpkin, as it was sworn into the universe to get very bad luck if done so.

Fred: I won the lottery today!
Rosie: Say pumpkin!
Fred: Pumpkin. Pack your stuff we’re going to Hawaii!

A phrase created by @sariria_ and @kynangobola on Instagram.