fake depression

used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.

That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression

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straight-dogging

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg

a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro

Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

chonkerdoodle

a fat cat

cat: meow
bypasser: awww look at that cute chonkerdoodle

Twazi

Self-defined activists on twitter that spends their waking hours micro-managing and hating on certain groups/people and whatnot usually because of a minor inconvenience derived from a lack of understanding of a certain culture, lack of brain cells, or just an unfortunate soul who lost their sanity.

Twazi A: "companies who makes clothes out of cotton are racist to black people as they are cultrually appropriating slave culture."

Twazi B: "soo true everyone who wears cotton clothes who arent black are racist and i hate them. they are culturally appropriating the enslavement of black people"

Normal person:" what the fuck"

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fourkin dongersuuke

The scottish way of saying "fukin' dongsuker".

P1: "Oi you lil'lasse crakin' ma windoe liek the Devil re'ncarnation! I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug!
P2: "Shat it u fourkin dongersuuke!"