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A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
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A hippie innovation evolved out of Kalamazoo, MI. Created when jazzy tones and funky beats drop, the danglers attempt a skanking motion. They may lift a leg, throw a kick, and shimmy, but expect it to be a delayed reaction. It is becomming the new dance phenomenon among the dangeling population!
"Look at that gypsy dangleskank!"
"Sunny is dangleskanking the night away!"