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jack is one tall bitch and if u mess with him he will fuck ur teeth up
some random guy: ey jack imma fuck u up fam
*jack literally kills him*
jack: i dont think so
sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face