suburban

The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.

I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.

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nu-metal

A catch-all term used by morons to describe new rapcore/metal bands. Such categorization is unnessesary, limiting, and useless. A general rule of thumb: anyone who throws around the term "nu-metal" has almost NFI what they're saying.

Some dumbasses will even go so far as to call bands like Metallica -- pioneers of the 80's metal scene -- nu-metal.

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thailand

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

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born to raise hell

We know how to do it and we do it real well.

Born to raise hell, born to raise hell
Play that guitar just like ringing a bell

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Now I wanna be your dog

Famous Iggy Pop song.

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands

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