The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

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Morrowind

Better than life. The reason I'm thinking of dumping my missus.

"Shut up whining bitch! I'm playing Morrowind and I'll come to bed when I'm ready. It's my fucking house!!"

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clintism

A grim but cool phrase or expression generally associated with most of the characters played by Clint Eastwood.

"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.

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back door betty

The best type of girl.

All good girls take it up the arse. If she's not a backdoor betty she's no lady.

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fat bottomed girls

The things which, i'm informed, make the rockin' world go round. Yeah baby!!

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

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joker

Refers to a funny / humurous person. Or a person with a good sense of humour.

You are a nice joker!

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fat hoe

The finest type of hoe by far. Mmm mmm.

I rode a fat hoe last night - it was great till she switched the light on.

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