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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021


the bipity bopity

When two people are having sex.

Umm I think Mom and Dad are doing the bipity bopity

by the big gay boi October 10, 2018