Stalinium

The strongest metal ever created made in 1000 B.C.E by the ancient northern Russian colony known as the Stallony. It was used in the Great Russian War known as the ба́бушка or “babushka” if translated. This material is stronger than beskar and can only be forged by true northern Russians.

Only the true Russian bears of the north can craft Stalinium!!!

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

Snutch

The act of one dipping their hand in a vat of olive oil and scooping someone’s balls until they become cherry red.

Would you mind giving me a good snutch while I watch this WNBA double header!