meat flower

a ladies nether regions, a muscular tulip

I raised her leather mini-skirt and pulled her sopping panties to one side then used index finger to arouse her garden of desire: BEHOLD! THE GLISTENING "MEAT FLOWER"!

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gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

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