douchesaurus

A dinosaur sized douche-bag, a person worse than a douche-bag but not as bad as a fucktard.
(pronounced: douche-a-saurus)

Gina: Matt never texted me back last night.
Bob: What a douchesaurus.

sketchodon

A mastodon sized sketch ball. So basically a dinosaur sized sketch ball. Someone who is EXTREMELY sketchy.

Gina: So my RA really freaks me out, he's a total creeper!
Bob: He sounds like a sketchodon to me...

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!