tongue plunger

some body who can't drink properly and for some reason plunges their tongue in the neck of the bottle which is especially nasty when the bottle is transparent.

yo dog look at that dick over there he be havin no clue how to drink he's a total "tongue plunger".

strawberry ripple

when a fool don't get no treatment for his bow cancer he creams a load of red -white man love usually followed by extreme pain but is partly cancelled out by the gasem

yo dude you here about that porn star that gave a girl a (strawberry ripple) on her face in a live show. yeah man he's totally out of the business.

Bovril screamer

When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.

Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment

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Dirty sausage

When yo is tripping so hard that you end up covering your man love in mud by rolling in the gutter

Dam dog yo gone and givin your self a "dirty sausage" I told you too get off the hedge