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the trump effect

The trump effect is a almost proven theory that every law or bill that Donald trump puts through will add another 100 protesters to the streets

Joe: hey man did you see the storm of protesters after Donald trump passed that travel ban.
Steve: yeah that's the trump effect.

by the bum rash January 30, 2017

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burnt bag

When you have a wicked rash around your crotch area and it burns

Guy 1Dude I had wicked burnt bag last night I could not even walk guy 2 jesus

by the bum rash December 12, 2016


Saxophone

The best god damn instrument of all time, their are 4 types of saxophones: alto, tenor, Baritone sax,and saprano. The alto is the smallest/highest of the four and is also the most common, the tenor (of which I play) is the second smallest of the four and is kind of the balance between the alto and the Bari sax, also slightly Lower than alto but nothing close to trombone, the Bari is similar size to the saprano but much fatter much lower than the alto/ tenor and is somewhat similar to the baritone in sound hence the name baritone saxophone, the soprano of which I've only seen a couple times is a wierd saxophone clarinet mix but reaches all the way to the floor sound is Somewhat similar to the clarinet in sound as well.

Trumpet player: trumpet is the best instrument and totally sounds the best .

Saxophone Player: the saxophone easily sounds the most beautiful and instead of blasting noise in your face it makes music , also the saxophone also looks MUCH cooler.

Trumpet player: screw you!

Saxophone player: walk on home boy

by the bum rash October 24, 2017

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