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beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain March 13, 2005

9πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Snowy Toothbrush

When you jiz on someones toothbrush and the person uses it without knowing.

I just gave Scion Face a Snowy Toothbrush

by the captain January 25, 2005

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


carmex

something that is sweet to put on your eyelids and feels really cool

dude i was drunk last night and i put carmex on my eyelids, it was awesome

by the captain February 6, 2005

26πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Mooseka

pirate

Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!

by the captain October 12, 2003

5πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Mad Moaner

a woman who, in an effort to boost her less-than-endowed boyfriend's confidence, wakes the entire house with moaning noises during coital enocunters.

The Worm was over last night...she's a Mad Moaner. or The Mad Moaner woke me up at 8AM...she's a great alarm clock. or Let's Mad Moaner-proof the door.

by the captain January 29, 2003

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

by the captain August 15, 2004

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

by the captain January 12, 2005

101πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž