jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.

I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.

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turn yo face around

To tell someone to be quiet; shut up; stfu.

fool: you was trippin last night, but you is always trippin...
you: man, turn yo face around

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turn yo face around

To tell someone to be quiet; shut up; stfu.

fool: you was trippin last night, but you is always trippin...
you: man, turn yo face around

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jizzshizz

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation while simultaneously excreting feces.

Steve sometimes likes to masturbate while he takes his dumps.

Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?

Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!