tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

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gucci linens

gL - Gucci Linens; Extreme pwntage to you. To be respected to the fullest at all times.

The duke's got skills with them bally's on and boxcutta'd our crib to pieces, I shoulda know Gucci Linens was in da hizouse.

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Whatuptho

Saying what's up to a friend or aquaintance

Oh, there's a party tonight? Whatuptho?

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donkey chef

A woman with a fantastic ass, particularly chef Rachael Ray on the food network 30min meals

Damn!!! That girl got a donkey chef on her!!

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