dinner

what your girlfriend made me after i slept with her

your girl made me dinner last night

48👍 65👎

stress

a swift kick to the nuts

i will show you stress

14👍 16👎

lung fish

girl who can give head without breathing

no example just tell the bitch to do a lung fish

10👍 1👎

final fantasy

getting head on your death bed

guy 1- im sorry your granddad is dead timmy
timmy- u you shouldn't be sorry luck bitch got a final fantasy

23👍 46👎