colby

A unique, crazy, odd little breed of dog, characterized by lethargy, with occasional outbreaks of staring at random objects, and barking at even smaller, more annoying chihuahuas. Colby dogs have been known to jump in swimming pools, (despite their dire objection to taking baths), stare at a blank wall for an hour or so, and it is not at all uncommon for a Colby to sleep up to and including 20 hours a day. Colby dogs can be easily identified by their fluffy blondish coats, (when in the awake position), and while in the sleeping position, if one sees a giant ball of blondish fluff, chances are INCREDIBLY good that they have found a colby dog. Colby dogs are incredibly rare, in fact, there is only one known to be in existence.

OMG! Colby's dead!
wait, no he's not, he's just asleep.

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