swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

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flabalanche

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.

I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.

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brodeo

n.

A casual bacchanalia defined by a shocking lack of female revelers.

Also see 'Sausage Fest'

Steve's party was a total brodeo - the only people who showed up were his brother, his friend Giles, and that guy whose fingers smell like milk.

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hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

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trim reaper

A swordsman whose unrivaled powers of seduction have elevated him to near-mythic status among his friends.

Nate scored last night at the club, which is, like, his third hookup this week. Dude is a straight-up trim reaper.

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pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.

I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.

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bud hound

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.

I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.