rag tag

The suspicion that your girlfriend isn't really having her period and just wants an excuse to be a bitch.

I could have sworn she just had her period last week. She's playing rag tag, man.

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slow roast

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

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Lucky Pierre

The middle guy in a gay threesome.

John was so drunk in Bangkok that he didn't realize the threesome he was having was in a gay bordello until one of the trannys entered him from behind while he was butt fucking another one, making him a Lucky Pierre.

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masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

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bromantic

Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.

So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.

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S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

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