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The middle guy in a gay threesome.
John was so drunk in Bangkok that he didn't realize the threesome he was having was in a gay bordello until one of the trannys entered him from behind while he was butt fucking another one, making him a Lucky Pierre.
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A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.
Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
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We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.
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Stand for ( just jizz january) itâs a form of redemption for the people who didnât perform good in DDD ( destroy dick december)
teddy: man DDD was hard pun intended i couldnât finish it
willy : donât sweat it man you have a second chance in JJJ
teddy : whatâs JJJ
willy : just jizz january
I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
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When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.
Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.
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1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?
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The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
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