To be the hardest person in you prison.
Im the daddy now I run this wing
18π 9π
A word you should make your lady say when laying her from behind.
GF: Oh fuck me, your the daddy, fuck me harder daddy
Me: Fuckin right bitch Im the daddy
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1. Scooby doo = clue if you are a wannabe cockney wanker
2. A cartoon dog.
3. The way a certain type of fool refers to a subaru impreza car. These are the same fools that spend all day on scoobynet becuase they have blagged thier way into crap IT jobs and have nothing better to do. Beware going to scoobynet.co.uk and mentioning that actually subarus are not the fastest cars in the world may result in people sending you death threats.
1> I ain't got a scooby me old china.
2> scooby dooby dooo
3> So there I was right behind this porshce 911 turbo in my scooby doing eighty then I floored it accerlerated so fast I took off over took it and left it in my wake.
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To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination
Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk
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Internet site scoobynet.co.uk
where assorted idiots talk about how much faster their subaru is than every other car on the road including ferraris and porches. Also despite being a car site has forums for DIY (my subaru is a better drill then a Black and decker). sport ( my subaru is a better football player than david beckham) and other crap like muppets where wankers talk rubbish all day and say wibble.
Get a life, moi, nope I am going to spend each and every day on scoobynet.
21π 36π
The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.
Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!
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