Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

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blagged

To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.

That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch

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blagged

A piece of property etc that has been stolen.

I just blagged this dildo out of your mums drawer

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