Sandjew

a jewish person in the desert or a person for the midle east

while in the iraq desert, my jewish friend was refered as a sandjew by our tour guide, though ironic as he to was a sandjew himself as he was a local.

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The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.