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The sudden and often violent series of bowel movements that occur after one has eating something his or her digestive system disagrees with. Often painful, this explosion leaves the recipient weak and tired but with a huge feeling of relief.
Guy 1: What are you going to KFC for?
Guy 2: I've been blocked for weeks. I need a gut flush so bad right now.
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The act of masturbating in one's sleep.
Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.
Mom: God Dammit, have you been sleepwhacking AGAIN?
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Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.
I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom
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An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
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1. Term used to describe a foursome involving a female and three males, one of whom is the female's father.
2. The large amount of diarrhea resulting from the consumption of cheap mexican or chinese food.
1. I dumped my girlfriend because she did a Miley Cyrus at the last family reunion.
2. "Dude, have you been eating that cheap mexican food again?"
"Yeah, sorry about that Miley Cyrus I left in the bathroom."
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The act of throwing up while simultaneously taking a dump.
GET A BUCKET!!! I feel a huge quegle coming on!
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