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Musical Blue-balls

Crapping out at the peak of a musical phrase.

Cut...Which ass hole took a breath at the end of the crescendo? Thanks for the musical Blue-balls!

by the even better half May 18, 2010


Gas Pump Tetris

When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices

Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.

This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!

by the even better half June 3, 2011