my immortal

The worst fan fiction in the history of fan fiction. Possibly a genius fake by a dedicated troll. it is very likely that the author is dyslexic.

Friend: "dude, you have to read my immortal"

Friend: " why? It's total shit, and my grandma just died"

Friend: "exactly! You need a good laugh"

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my booky wook

Amazing autobiography from gorgeous and hilarious comedian/actor Russell Brand. Gritty, confrontational and real. It covers everything from his troubled childhood to his alcohol, heroin and sex addictions. A modern classic.

"what was the last good book you read?"

"My Booky Wook, by Russell Brand"

"oh, i love that book!"

"it's amazing. Russell Brand is amazing and hilarious. I can't believe all that happened to him"

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