MJ

1. a BJ or HJ that does not get finished, named after the initials of M. Judges. See also to pull a judges.

"-Did she give you a BJ?"
"-No man, I only got a MJ. It was hella bunk."

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stoner hug

1. A group of people huddled together in an airtight formation to avoid wind or cold when attempting to light a joint, pipe or bong. Noun

2. The act of creating a stoner hug. Verb

1. Shit, even with the stoner hug we can't light it.

2. Man, it was so windy, Johnny had to stoner hug me.

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To pull a Judges

To not finish an activity, namely of a sexual nature, such as a blow job or hand job.

Oh man, this girl was giving me head but then she pulled a judges.

To pull a judges is to not let a guy bust a nut

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Friday the 13th

The day, usually occuring once or twice a year, associated with bad luck. However, it is well known that doing a wake and bake causes one's fortunes to turn around.

Person 1: Friday the 13th is usually a shithole of a day
Person 2: Ya, unless you wake and bake

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