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merrill. cursed by her parents with a name containing the two letters she cannot pronounce due to a serious speech impediment.
hewwo, my name is mewwiww.
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who is that burrito-eatin', jew-fro'd mothafucka over there?
why, that be will sanchez.
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1. the bush administration
2. "democracy" frequently used as a euphemism, along with "liberty" and "freedom"
hey, the patriot act is awesome! woo fascism!
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as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.
one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).
person: what's that gold medal for?
whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.
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hunter s. thompson, the doctor of gonzo journalism
hst's most famous work is fear and loathing in las vegas.
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a friend in need's a friend indeed.
a friend with weed is better.
a friend with breasts and all the rest.
a friend who's dressed in leather.
who's your best friend?
that dominatrix with the big titties smokin' a blunt and beggin' me to fuck her.
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if two penises were to have a conversation . . .
penis 1: wappity wappity.
penis 2: wappity wap-wappity wap.
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