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A sword.
Person 1: Check me out homie. Strapped wit' da gun't.
Person 2: Damn nigga, get a lock fo' that shi.
The solid form of water.
Jimothy: Man, this ice tastes so delicious. I could eat it up all day.
Henry: Go climb a tree, Jimothy, you're weird as fuck.
1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.
2) To commit tax evasion.
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CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.
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CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.
1) An odd number
2) When someone gets away with something and another person can't get back at them for it, or "can't get even" with them
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Person 1: What's 3 times 9?
Person 2: Even't.
Person 1: No dude, it's 27...
Person 2: Exactly, even't.
Person 1: What dafuq does that mean?
Person 2: An odd number, like 27, or just any number that isn't even! Your name has an odd number in it too. 1's even't.
Person 1: Don't make fun of my name, bitch.
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Nguyen: Boy, get yo ass back hee. We got beef to settle, ya dickwad.
Trevor: I guess you could say we're even't.
Nguyen: You such a pussy.
was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.