venus dragon whip

When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.

Person 1: Guess what dude.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.

Person 2: Damn!!!

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chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"

John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip

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Jizz Vacuum

when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.

John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum

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