Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.

You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space

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Establishment

A generic word referring to the men upstairs, the ones in smart suits who wear ties. They run corporations and burn down rainforests.

"I'd say poke the establishment, but that sounds too cute and cuddly"
-Liza Oleinik

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Childhood

Laughter and Balloons

I told my therapist, you don't need to look into my childhood, all you will find is laughter and Balloons. I could not have been more wrong.

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Pittsburg

A town in California that has a Ghetto and is full of Mexicans and Blacks. A place where the sun never shines.

"Pittsburg is a Ghetto".

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Spongey

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?

Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn

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waheey worbler

A slightly over-weight user of the Wahey phrase struggling to stay upright whilst walking

Ey up!! Here comes that hairy Waheey Worbler a walking down the street, singing doo ah diddy, diddy, can he see his feet??

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bsnude

A awesome website that releases new fakes pics of hot celebritites daily for FREE.

B.S. stand for Britney Spears nude.

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