Catcher's Mitt

A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.

That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.

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