unicornian

Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.

Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.

A toilet that is both low-flow and eternally unclogged is unicornian.

Locust

A person, typically an elitist nerd(manchild), who cannot accept that anyone else likes anything. Typical locust behavior involves consuming all fun for the purpose of dragging others into the cyclone of misery that is their e-peen seeking existence.

"That guy keeps saying that I'm not a real gamer."

"It's okay, he's just a locust. Pay him no mind, his penis is tiny."

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