salt

a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o

Bob: pass the salt
do do do do

ILLUMINATE

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INTERESTED

DAMMMMMMM GIRL THAT CHICKEN IS INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE WHOAAAAAAAA

being INTERESTED in a chicken is just plane wrong so don't just don't

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bababadingdingbababadingding

this is crazy frog

bababadingdingbababadingding

*beat drops*
this is crazy frog

*everyone goes crazy*
me: eoicnoerino3rwnbfior4wbgfi45foenfq;wejfedhgiofnpwe

shrubbery

when you want to hide from someone in the bushes

friend:look its *enter disliked persons name here*
me:quick lets be shrubbery
*jumps in bushes*

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psycho

a crazy ex who wont leave you alone like mcxkjdwbackjsbckjebfek go away i do not like you

*doorbell rings*
*opens door*
ex is standing there with a teddy and old pictures of you and mascara streaming down her face.
*slams door*
god dammit she is a psycho

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earth

is a duck...... yes a giant floating duck

the earth is not:
round

flat
yellow
seven

its a DUCK

don't @ me the earth is a duck

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