mamades

1.The Anglification of the spanish word mamadas, meaning acts done out of sheer ignorance.2. also a blowjob.

1.He was fired due to his constant mamades, what a fukin dipshit!!!
2. I went to your moms house for some exquisite mamades.

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PEDO-FILE

spanglish- a combination of the spanish word "pedo" meaning "fart" and the english word "file". A compendium in which masterfully crafted flatulence is chronicled either by its creator or a witness to said excellence. Usually specimens are categorized by Volume (loudness), length (usually approximations),humidity levels and ofcourse odor.

Yesterday, on my way out of the office, i silently inscensed a trail of putridity for my fellow staff to relish in, without a sign of guilt on my face i thought to myself "now theres one for the pedo-file"

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