Brendon Urie

The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. He’s also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say “whore” at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist

king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance

he’s the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.

girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!

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John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.

Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!