sponating

this is a slang term used to abbreviate when a man gives up his pride and joy (sperm) to let others share the magical substance to concieve a child for another women without doing the enjoyable bit. this may be done for number of reasons,money,religion(trying to get more people into the world),fun or even just trying to help out but anyway its done sill makes the child feel worthless and out of place, usually a factor of deppression
sp:sperm onating:donating

"hey i was went to the hospital today"
"why what was wrong"
"Oh nothing I was just sponating to get a little money for the family"
"but dont you have aids"
"yeah but i gave it to them cheap so they didnt care

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gruff

the word gruff describes a particualar type of grim muff therefore gruff

"woo joe look at that complete gruff in the corner"
"ya ,but she's my mum so ye"
"OH SORRY"

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England

England:fathers to the americans,brothers to scotish and irsh,cousins to the irish,the better side of the family than the australien,5 star hotel to the romans,rulers of the west,creators of civilisation,winners of ww2,ww1,100 year war,english civil war(obviously) and we do put on a fucking marvellous show

an american says"hey jim i was thinking about going to the united kingdom or whatever"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"

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