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Dave: does that always happen?
Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie
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adj. describing someone who believes everything they see/read online.
you're so googullable, obviously a cell phone doesnt turn into a demon in a microwave
special needs adolescent
A way to call someone retarded without insulting actual disabled people
Josh:I like peanut butter and ham
Graham:Your such a SNA
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When two beards are rubbed together in a loving, passionate, or otherwise caring way.
Me and Adam totally Amish Kissed the other day it was so hot.
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When your hair is in a bun and gets all messed up by the wind so its all messy and weird, thus, looking like a bundle of pubes.
Paige: "The wind is messing up my hair."
Rachel: "Yeah, It's giving me a pubic bundle."
the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.
i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)
That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick
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the amount of police officers typically found in a certain area
I can never speed around my house because there's such a dense copulation.
Don't worry about it, there is such a small copulation around here.
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