guycons

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

sploo goo

The goey substance left around the genetals of the male, female, or both after sex.

"I have to go clean off all this sploo goo after last night! God.... I'm so sticky!"

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douchevat

One who is too much of a douche to just be a douchebag. This charachter in life is a whole vat of douche. Like at the factory.

brian: "god! Nick is such a douchevat!"

creeping fatty

A girl who begins their stay in your life looking fit and trim, and, over time, gains weight to the point where they are fat. This is never good, because you have become attached to their personality, but hate their looks. A trap.

Nick: "poor justin. Looks like tonia was a creeping fatty after all!"

Brian: "yeah.... I kinda feel bad for both of them..."

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indy kids

Fags

Nick: "why are all our friends such indy kids?"

Brian: "ask ira!"

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cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

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spic-nic

A taco, burrito, or other mexican food bought at a cart or from a window.... eaten outside.

"I just got 3 tacos from the taco stand! Lets go have a spic-nic!"

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