indy kids

Fags

Nick: "why are all our friends such indy kids?"

Brian: "ask ira!"

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cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

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douchevat

One who is too much of a douche to just be a douchebag. This charachter in life is a whole vat of douche. Like at the factory.

brian: "god! Nick is such a douchevat!"

spic-nic

A taco, burrito, or other mexican food bought at a cart or from a window.... eaten outside.

"I just got 3 tacos from the taco stand! Lets go have a spic-nic!"

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guycons

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

exitis

The mentality of a psychotic ex girl/boyfriend who, months later, begins causing drama as though the breakup was yesterday.... blaming the former signifigant other for everything that went wrong in the relationship, and everything after.

Brian: "justin! What's wrong with tonia? She's actin all crazy and threatening to get your ass beat! I don't get it!"

Justin: "she's got exitis!"

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creeping fatty

A girl who begins their stay in your life looking fit and trim, and, over time, gains weight to the point where they are fat. This is never good, because you have become attached to their personality, but hate their looks. A trap.

Nick: "poor justin. Looks like tonia was a creeping fatty after all!"

Brian: "yeah.... I kinda feel bad for both of them..."

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