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to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass
"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!
18👍 5👎
riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off
"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"
46👍 13👎
sprinkling sugar on the pussy, blowing on it, and then taking a bite
"I would love a sugar air cake followed by a hot weiner salad"
8👍 7👎
I loose a condom in the pussy while having sex
"I lost my sock in the stairwell. It was slippery"
6👍 4👎