footy

1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)

1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more

Millennial

1. A generation for people born between 1980 and 2000, Millennials mainly grew up with arguments over who was the best Friends Character and wearing Jordans.
2. An insult used by old people or boomers that are mad they aren't keeping up with the times

1. Jen: "Hey Mel! Are you a Millennial?"
Mel: "Yes Jen, I was born in 1994, so I am a millennial"
2. Bernie: "These Damn Millennials on their skateboard with portable home phones and snappychat! Back in my day i had to work in the mines at 12 to provide wheat for my family! They know nothing about hardships!"

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Root

1. Australian/Kiwi version of the word Bang
2. American word meaning Support, Cheer or Barrack
3. The underground part of a plant that secures it in place

1. "Mate, I think you wanna root that sheila over there"
2. "I root for the New York Yankees, New York Knicks, New York Giants and New York Rangers"
3. "The Roots on that General Sherman Tree are massive!"

Ageism

The Discrimination of people solely based on their age, mostly targeted towards teenagers or the elderly.

40 Year Old Person: "Hey teenager, is that a VAPE in your hand?"
Teenager: "No sir, that is a pen that I bought from the store to do my homework"
40 Year Old Person: "I saw on Good Morning America that all teenagers are doing are vaping, Im calling the cops"
Teenager: "That is ageism sir."

Boss: "Bernie, You are fired"
Bernie: "Why? I am the best and most efficient employee here!"
Boss: "Well, you are 65 and could retire soon, and we don't feel like giving you the retirement plan we promised"
Bernie: "That is ageism I will cancel you on twitter!"

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