smuggling diamonds

Hard nipples in cold weather.

Hey Jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?

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fantra

The involuntary tightening of the asshole upon exposure to something unbearably cheesy.

Dude, the Backstreet Boys give me hella fantra.

Yeah, they're fantra-licious yo.

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